relationships

give & take















I have been single for so long for one simple reason...
Relationships are all about GIVE & TAKE...
You GIVE up your freedom and TAKE a lot of s#!t!

I think I just bought myself 4 more seasons of loneliness with this assumption...





peace & quiet

She says I am a pain...
Always harrassing her and bothering her when she wants to rest...
Nothing I do seems to right...
She screams for some PEACE & QUIET...
I can do that...
Just gimme a PIECE & I'll be QUIET!

:)

(Thanks for that one Yemisi)

open & shut














Relationships are unnecessarily complicated these days...
I mean, it's either we love each other or we don't!
It's as simple as that!
An OPEN & SHUT case...
Does that make sense to you?

Good!

Now OPEN yo' legs and SHUT yo' mouth!

:D

trial & error















We all need to be understanding when in relationships...
We have to tolerate mistakes because we learn from them...
As they say, experience is the best teacher...
So in my TRIAL to b@ng her best friend, my ERROR was doing it at her birthday party!!!

:(




rich & poor

Money, they say, is the root of all evil...
There is an ugly evil that exists in our world today...
For RICHer or for POORer is just something they say at weddings...
Today, if you don't got the doe?
No love for you Joe!

But I say no more!!!

I am rising up in arms as the Robin Hood of relationships!
I will gather a band of soon to be merry men (very merry indeed)...
As we steal these damsels from their RICH captors and give these POOR dissatisfied dames what they've been missing...

;)

come & go













She's breaking up with me...
She gives the classic, "It's not you, it's me!" line...
"That's just life," she says.
"Things COME & GO..."
"And the first time he made me COME, I knew you had to GO!!!"

:o



hit & run

She thinks she's the s#!t...
Thinks she's GOD's gift to mankind...
She has every reason to though...

For she is HOT!

They say she is unattainable...
I disagree...
For I will get her...
And when I HIT it, I will RUN my mouth!
On the contrary, if I don't HIT it, I'll RUN my mouth anyway that I did!!!

:p



good & bad

In love...
They teach you to take everything in...
Both the GOOD & the BAD...
The bitter with the sweet...
Blah blah blah...
But I am only human...
And I can only be me...
So If that ain't GOOD enough for ya, that's just too BAD!

More to come when his warped mind starts working again!

(Originally posted on May 12th, 2006)